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10151 *M* 
3.58 Apr 2, 2012 *M* JonnyT
Vegan zombies say "Graaaaaaiiiins.... Graaaaaaiiiiiiins...."
Sep 26, 2016 sassymassey
The children murdered their parents because they molested them every day for years, which seems fair if you think about it.
9564 *M* 
4.33 Oct 12, 2010 *M* misterverymean
The discombobulated head of the Queen of England appeared from the past while an apathetic cheese man pissed his bed.
Sep 22, 2016 *M* Abraxas
We graham crackers are not impressed with your Canadian money, Queen! Now go back to your telephone box where you belong!
9245 *M* 
4.39 Feb 8, 2010 *M* JonnyT
When my miniature pig sleepwalks I have to protect myself.
Aug 25, 2014 *M* Abraxas
The Hulk is coming out -- and he's doing it by throwing a pig out of a hot-air balloon.
9378 *M* 
3.83 May 3, 2010 *M* Andore
On a London train a pasty, hypochondriac Northampton man thinks he sees a Lion Man but has really gone mentally ill from a homeopathic overdose.
Aug 25, 2014 *M* Abraxas
If you won't give blood the normal way, I'll just have to stab you in the heart... in outer space!
10323 main 3.75 May 15, 2014 SneakyRobot
Far over the misty mountains cold/ To dungeons deep, and caverns old/ We must away ere break of day/ To seek the pale enchanted gold.
Jul 10, 2014 Cassiem
I screamed like mad when the worms took over my brain.
10264 main 3.33 Apr 11, 2013 *M* Abraxas
If you don't eat your vegetables, Kim Jong Un will nuke your teddy bear!
Jun 13, 2013 whamm
From his snowy home the polar bear began his study of astronomy. Someday he would build a rocket and journey to the sun.
10029 main 3.50 Oct 2, 2011 webbwbb
the Call of Duty franchise started getting a little weird after they made Food Warfare.
Oct 27, 2011 *M* Abraxas
The critics may have hailed "Veggie Tales of the Holocaust" but I still think it was in poor taste.
10027 main 4.59 Sep 29, 2011 *M* Abraxas
Wow, that really gives "banana-hammock" a new meaning!
Oct 12, 2011 bestintheworld
"Well isn't that just bloody swell, a martini! That's EXACTLY what I need to get off this goddamn island! Thanks a shitload!" said Ben Nanna. His companion didn't mind the sarcasm - he was feeling a little crabby too.
1 main 3.94 in prehistoric times *M* Abraxas
Joe has Saturn for a Head
in prehistoric times *M* ges138
Joe, who currently has conjunctivitis, decapitated himself with a hatchet.
9108 main 4.13 Dec 28, 2009 pinballwizard
Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth.
Jan 7, 2010 EmilyMoby
When the pitcher tried to assassinate the batter by throwing a knife instead of a baseball, the batter retaliated by throwing a pie at the pitcher - a poisonous pie.
9101 main 4.36 Dec 26, 2009 musicality
Halloween in Jupiter is extremely strange.
Jan 4, 2010 Julia
Ren and Stimpy learned the danger of summoning the fire-baby-demon.
7268 *M* 
4.08 Nov 19, 2007 *M* Liani
I had a lover's quarrel with the world.
Jan 28, 2009 scarlet_tender
After their Moon-graffiti was complete, Wally Gator, Cheerleader, and Afro-Plank could only watch helplessly as the world they once knew went up in flames.
6286 *M* 
3.65 Sep 12, 2007 *M* Liani
It's like the most humongous piece of paper EVER!
Jul 11, 2008 *M* birq
No, Killer Notebook Paper, please don't eat my heart!
7814 main 3.19 Apr 6, 2008 coleycolkins
We're all God's children - but if God is a woman, then we still don't know who the father is.
Apr 12, 2008 Junco
Billy was sad when his teacher asked him to find what blue shirt man divided by 7 times letter U man was because he did not know the answer.
7817 main 4.33 Apr 7, 2008 SneakyRobot
I eat quantum physics for breakfast!
Apr 10, 2008 *M* Abraxas
How badass is he? Thomas Jefferson is SO badass, he fought the universe (matrix-style) and made it cry lollipops.
5989 *M* 
2.92 Jul 30, 2007 *M* tymaporer
My dad thinks Luke's hand grew back, and I can't convince him otherwise.
Nov 18, 2007 *M* birq
I can't believe what you've done -- the obese are broken-hearted and Russian Shriners and robots have been driven to tears.
7248 main 3.30 Nov 17, 2007 Isto
That astronaut is keeping me from doing the dishes.
Nov 18, 2007 Joepalio
While there is no term pertaining to the love between a man and an 11' grilled cheese sandwich, the vice president is willing to put his career on the line to protect his infatuation.
7229 main 3.65 Nov 14, 2007 Nicolas
Push the button, Frank!
Nov 16, 2007 Icy Gull Rapist
Don't open that can of oil, Robo-Demon! Here in limbo, there's no gravity and the oil will get all over the place! Don't do anything rash, you w... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
7224 main 3.55 Nov 14, 2007 hamster
"Son," my dad said one day, "I have to be honest. Your mother wasn't exactly human."
Nov 16, 2007 assassassin
An angry old hairy naked guy with blue jeans around his ankles holds his penis with both of his hands. To the left is a scared man. On the floor is a green shirt, it says in red letters "#1 Grandpa".
7104 main 3.40 Nov 10, 2007 ChaosDisciple
If it's called tourist season, why can't you shoot at them?
Nov 10, 2007 DetoxPanda
My equation proves that a naked man with an arrows X's are not the same as a swimming man in a speedos X's! There is a discrepency!
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