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6209 *M* 
3.95 Aug 24, 2007 *M* Liani
I put the ho in hockey!
Feb 13, 2009 *M* birq
Women's hockey in Canada was gaining such popularity that American TV executives got worried enough to throw money at the problem. Literally.
6334 *M* 
3.67 Sep 18, 2007 Reindeergamez
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high and if I dont sell one copy I know why yea heyy, - cause I'm high
Sep 14, 2008 *M* birq
I'm ambivalent about music -- my clean-cut side enjoys music for its own sake, while my stoned side is all about the money.
6286 *M* 
3.65 Sep 12, 2007 *M* Liani
It's like the most humongous piece of paper EVER!
Jul 11, 2008 *M* birq
No, Killer Notebook Paper, please don't eat my heart!
5992 *M* 
3.55 Jul 30, 2007 jchaulf
We didn't commit suicide, we committed an act of revolutionary suicide protesting the conditions of an inhumane world.
Jan 24, 2008 Phelix
Long ago, when all the land on Earth was one Pangaea, the Earth saw the Moon in tears, and it knew that something was horribly, horribly wrong.
7494 main 3.00 Jan 13, 2008 *M* tymaporer
I still say it's a bad idea to carry money around unless your name is close to that of a brand of feminine products.
Jan 15, 2008 odysseusshaft
While his friend pukes money in a sac, Jimmy holds his friend's beverage while drinking his own.
5989 *M* 
2.92 Jul 30, 2007 *M* tymaporer
My dad thinks Luke's hand grew back, and I can't convince him otherwise.
Nov 18, 2007 *M* birq
I can't believe what you've done -- the obese are broken-hearted and Russian Shriners and robots have been driven to tears.
5990 *M* 
3.89 Jul 30, 2007 *M* tymaporer
Your email program apparently follows the Jedi Code very strictly and forbids attachments.
Nov 11, 2007 *M* Liani
Are you going to see the Satan vs. SuperDude laser light show?
6499 main 4.30 Oct 25, 2007 kimbrey
The mailman made me do the hokey pokey before he gave me my icecream -- the whole thing.
Oct 29, 2007 B0BBarker
For my next trick, I shall hit this ice cream cone with a hammer.
5575 *M* 
3.91 May 4, 2007 *M* birq
Rectum?! Hell, it nearly killed 'em!
May 23, 2007 Chwoka
5492 *M* 
4.12 Apr 19, 2007 *M* Liani
Why donít you strap on this here bunch of cardboard boxes daddy-o?
May 22, 2007 *M* elzaban
The KKK have finally figured out how to get rid of the black people - turn them into spiders and then let the exterminators take care them.
5495 *M* 
4.27 Apr 20, 2007 *M* Liani
It tastes almost as good coming up as it did going down!
May 22, 2007 XX_Judgement
Melinda's morning stories over her cup of coffee always somehow involve her drinking alcohol and watching "dogma".
5320 *M* 
4.45 Mar 21, 2007 *M* Dave
You'll be able to identify the genetically modified mosquitos by their glowing red eyes.
May 21, 2007 Peon
How the tables have turned indeed -- due to the mad scientist's insane tinkerings, his lab fly has grown to gigantic proportions, converted to Judaism, and begun to examine him through a microscope.
5386 *M* 
2.33 Mar 27, 2007 *M* Liani
Anti-Franz will kick Franz's ass.
May 21, 2007 *M* paige
Are you a puny, big-eared wimp? Don't wait, call now for your Brilliant Bicep Pump! Special offer, 3 for the price of 1!
5606 main 3.69 May 11, 2007 FLIGHTWHEEL
Our favorite place to play flight wheel is in the desert, next to the desert cow.
May 12, 2007 bizquisite
Old Mr. Monroe almost lost his shit Friday afternoon when the phone rang; he knew the Brown Cow was on the other end.
5565 main 4.44 May 2, 2007 *M* YoHB
In the middle of a school play about the dangers of marijuana, Mr. 3 decided it was HammerTime.
May 4, 2007 *M* elzaban
Coming to theatres this Summer - Paris Hilton, Richard Karn, and Oscar The Grouch, in: The Moneymaker.
5566 main 4.45 May 2, 2007 Vethica
I'm the pride of the peaches!
May 4, 2007 bean
At the Democratic National Convention, the giant slug crowned a gas station attendant directly in front of the invertebrate caucus.
5307 *M* 
3.59 Mar 19, 2007 lemonz
I'm all lost in the supermarket... I can no longer shop happily.
May 4, 2007 *M* birq
Grandpa Simpson's fear of mirrors has something to do with the fact that every time he looks in one, he sees a small, evil anime girl snarling back at him.
5306 *M* 
4.32 Mar 19, 2007 *M* Ofui
It all looks so easy on the other side of the screen.
May 4, 2007 *M* birq
In a strange turn of events, after saving Brooke Shields from drowning, Jeff Spicoli uses his reward money to get his teaching certificate and ends up teaching English at Ridgemont.
5560 main 4.32 May 1, 2007 *M* tymaporer
My dad joined the Sith and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
May 3, 2007 *M* elzaban
Getting rid of the Looney Toons characters from Six Flags was a good idea, but replacing them with Darth Maul and Barney the Dinosaur was a major fumble.
5559 main 4.25 May 1, 2007 *M* tymaporer
"Assemble the brick wall. We don't want the basketball to get through." "Too late!"
May 3, 2007 ChaosDisciple
The big bad wolf had a new motto, "When at first you don't succeed hire a wrecking ball."
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