oh lord save me from recurring tedium you grand delusion. Amen.

The parents were surprisingly proud when they overheard their young daughter telling God that she had a low opinion of him in her prayers before bed.

Joe and Joy, fused at the wrist since birth, looked at their deformed daughter Ann. Ann secretly cursed god for having put both her arms on the left side of her body, replacing her hands with feet, fusing them together, and giving her half a fro-face.

Conjoined twins just should not have babies. Their offspring will be a bearded cyclops with scissorhands.

The siamese twins were pacifists, but the armless baby is confused as to why the cyclops gives the peace sign.