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Optimus Priss: The very educated, wimpy brother of Optimus Prime.

*M* Liani
submitted: Jul 10, 2007 at 10:43:58 AM

3.5

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simulazn
submitted: Jul 11, 2007 at 08:29:17 PM

3.0

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Optimus Prime studies Shakespeare's plays.

H2td
submitted: Jul 11, 2007 at 08:33:21 PM

3.7

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bowser
submitted: Jul 12, 2007 at 10:49:27 AM

3.7

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Who cares the decepticons! I'm gonna get lost in a good book at the library!

jchaulf
submitted: Jul 12, 2007 at 06:09:17 PM

3.5

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Taeshi
submitted: Jul 14, 2007 at 07:08:21 AM

4.5

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The alchemist was quite content reading his naughty magazines, blissfully unaware that his girlfriend was watching him... while burning to death in the store-room. Which was also quite profusely on fire, as it happened.

Luminar
submitted: Jul 14, 2007 at 07:54:09 AM

3.0

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Nebby
submitted: Jul 14, 2007 at 11:51:14 AM

4.0

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Now is not the time to be reading pirate Porn, Eric! Now is the time to be helping put out the fire in the kitchen!

B0BBarker
submitted: Jul 14, 2007 at 01:43:06 PM

4.5

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6 Responses:

*M* birq
Jul 14, 2007 at 05:50:15 PM

It's never not the time to be reading pirate porn!

Evang-y1203
Jul 14, 2007 at 06:40:56 PM

Damn pirate porn movies. All the titles are just the same exact fricking "booty" pun being made.

Pulchritude
Jul 14, 2007 at 08:57:07 PM

i like that Luminar picked up on the alchemist nature of the reading guy, but totally did not notice the optimus prime eating a hamburger(?) in the storeroom.

Luminar
Jul 15, 2007 at 05:23:06 AM

Well to me it looked like the store-room was full of bottles that had obviously exploded, hence the guy's an alchemist.

Taeshi
Jul 15, 2007 at 06:22:10 AM

Ahahaha, I actually looked at a reference in Google regarding a Decepticon and it seemed to be holding some orange sword.. does look like a delicious sub, though XD

SneakyRobot
Aug 15, 2008 at 12:48:51 PM

Optimus Prime eating a hamburger? Man you people thing EVERY transformer = Optimus Prime. That clearly looks nothing like him