"I'm not down for fishy dips, but I'm up for dips with fish."

There are not four fish under the sea, but there are four seas above the fish.

In Blooper Racing, one purple Blooper is better than four yellow Bloopers.

"If one purple man trips on yellow bananas, and four yellow people trip on purple bananas, how much fire will be needed to destroy Christianity?"

Spock was in deep thought over his math homework, particularly the question: "If the purple man had a banana, and the four yellow people have purple hot dogs, how tall is the flame that destroys Christianity in its entirety?"