Despite dying of hypothermia, Mapley the Canadian mascot was proud to accept the trophy for most impressive blackface at the international fancy dress ball.
"I'll drink to that", said Lord Windermere, as the frozen Canadian beever won first place in both the 'having-a-black-face' and ice-hockey championships.
The Monopoly man raised his martini glass to the air with a toast, "About time we caught that damn Canadian Beaver that plays hockey, he will no longer touch our wives privates ever again."
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