Eh, I've seen better.

Second place is awarded to Mark Wahlberg after Abraham Lincoln succeeds in the battle of the filthy dune.

'I now claim this large breast as property of the USA,'

"I claim this boob in the name of the United States of America!" the astronaut shouted, , while this "planet" squirming uncomfortably.

As Neil Armstrong thrust the flagpole into the soft, pink ground beneath his feet, the entire fleshy mass seemed to quiver. Who back on earth would have ever thought that the moon was actually a giant boob?