A hillbilly pig sits on his front porch whistling and playing his accordion. He vowed to do this every day until his father returns from the factory or until he gets bored.
Play the accordion and sing for us, Country Pig -- tell us again the story of when you were just a young pig and left the country for a factory job in the big city.
The three little piglets tried so hard to please their mother with their chorus of tunes about haystacks, but the disapproving sow just chewed her wheat toothpick malcontentedly.
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