As he crossed the road, the moose became possessed and starting wreaking havoc: he'd wait until there were two oncoming cars and jump across, causing them to swerve and collide!
There will be no christmas this year, for Blitzen has not only murdered Santa Claus, but has also declared himself king of all fun, ready to spread happiness to children everywhere.
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