I will grant you your wish, if you give me your banana.

Jonathan was amazed when he finally found a magic lamp. Unfortunately, it contained a Green Genie, the kind of genie that could only grant wishes for bananas.

After David Hasselhoff rubbed the magic lamp, the genie wished for a banana.

Awkward legs man demanded money from the genie, but the genie only spoke of bananas. Meanwhile, his wife emerged from a nearby shaving cream can. It was a happy time.

The blue genie and the hairspray genie magically made the man's legs soft and stretchy like elastic, and although the man offered them money to change them back to normal, the blue genie said they would only do so if he would give them a banana.