Daniel Stern crying at a funeral.

This baby is possessed! We'll have to perform an exorcism; bring me an old priest, a young priest, and a dirty hippy who cries a lot.

Jesus christ man! You giant baby is spewing ont he wall! Regular people wont care, but stupid hippies will think it contributes to global warning!

I was sick of life in the city. Everything I did seemed so pointless. I guess I was confused. So I grew a beard and moved to the country. I am satisfied now. My only regret is leaving behind the man of my dreams... Al Gore.

Lying in a hammock out in the desert far away from city life, I begin to think intimately about Chris Benoit.