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As I stood there looking across the room full of bloodthirsty anthropomorphic knives slaughtering the innocent pack 'o wolves, I knew that my only chance to get through this alive was to use my only son as a shield.

Marmoreal
submitted: Dec 9, 2006 at 01:17:33 AM

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Ograbme
submitted: Dec 9, 2006 at 01:20:02 PM

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Jack had known that the blasted titanium-made baby replica would come in handy someday, and it appeared to be the day that he had to deflect knives (which had angry eyes and were actually sentient beings) from chopping him up.

Dr. Rostov
submitted: Dec 9, 2006 at 02:52:40 PM

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*M* Groomble
submitted: Dec 9, 2006 at 05:05:57 PM

3.3

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At first my wife didn't want to have a baby, but when I explained how a metal-coated baby could deflect evil vampire knives she was sold.

poopdawg
submitted: Dec 9, 2006 at 08:30:39 PM

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hrpff
submitted: Dec 10, 2006 at 09:53:38 AM

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When the woman complained about having a baby, her husband suggested giving the baby in a heroic style to diamond bats, which caused the woman to fall in in love with him.

techiemikey
submitted: Dec 10, 2006 at 01:37:25 PM

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mnbvc
submitted: Dec 10, 2006 at 07:30:56 PM

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Darren told Sam about the offer he received: 3 flying diamonds for their soon-to-be-born child.

fizzward
submitted: Dec 10, 2006 at 07:45:03 PM

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7 Responses:

Ograbme
Dec 10, 2006 at 07:52:32 PM

I love the heroic fantasy where the guy has muscles and his wife has big boobs in hrpff's picture.

*M* Abraxas
Dec 10, 2006 at 08:10:01 PM

Yes, that's superb!

mnbvc
Dec 10, 2006 at 09:31:48 PM

my sister (who is cristianna) actually drew my picture.

Marmoreal
Dec 10, 2006 at 09:39:54 PM

This was actually a dream I had. I don't really have a son. The dream ended with me getting through the room and getting on an elevator with satan. That was a terribly awkward ride. Oh, and this all took place on some sort of flying pirate ship.

Cristianna
Dec 10, 2006 at 09:43:52 PM

You forgot to logout

poopdawg
Dec 10, 2006 at 10:02:15 PM

I love how the picture stayed so similiar in a lot of them.

random
Dec 11, 2006 at 05:49:29 PM

I invalve cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't ask!?!?!?!