I gots me a missile I gots me a missile I gots me a missile made of steel and rocks

two surfers asked the robot superhero to get their surfboard back which was taken by a giant hand.

And the hand of God came down to retrieve the surfboard so that Optimus Prime would no longer embarrass himself in front of the children.

Once upon a time, on a beach, optimus prime was trying to surf only to be humilated. so one day he went to JESUS and begged to be good at surfing only to his board taken away by JESUS

"Ahh a day at the beach under the buzzsaw sun, there's nothing like it." muttered the surf angel with the over developed upperbody to Optimus Prime, who once again got buried in the sand too far from his roller blades.