In a prosperous future, where each family has a table and each dog a bowl of food, the history books will read of george bushes decisive and heroic act to destroy baton rouge with an ocean liner.
In the future, after capitalists overthrow the government, Gerald Ford will be remembered as the man that sent cruise ships deep into the heart of Louisiana; capitalists hate accuracy in history books.
The U.S. Government passed a bill supporting book burning; however, one of the pork clauses gave a free round of mini-golf on a cruise ship to every senior Congressman.
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