The Japanese never attacked New York or Chicago.

Japan set its triangular sights on obliterating the neighboring nations of Chicago and New York City once and for all.

Japanese martial arts masters must honour their nation's history and respect their flag, or else they will be attacked by patriotic triangles.

The formerly noble honourable culture of Japan has recently turned into a hideous mockery of itself featuring lasers, infantilism, nonchalant butchering of self-image, tentacle rape and the tears of a samurai warrior.

Shakespeare was upset because his billboard had been replaced for the new alien movie coming out soon