Lucifer decided that cutting himself in half and using his own head as a footstool was a brilliant idea--unfortunately putting himself back together was a bigger problem.
Little Suzie suggested to Satan that the north-west wall should be engulfed in flames to prevent further attacks, however, Satan remained preoccupied with knitting a scarf.
"Let's go gather a mob and destroy some of those villages to the north-west!" said the cute little girl, as the demon dreamed of quietly knitting alone.
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