The Japanese think they're pretty clever with their boom microphones, but we in America know that the best singing comes from televisions in cowboy getup.
Japanese cyborgs may look completely human, but they can't sing worth shit. American cyborgs, on the other hand, croon country music that would make their mommas proud, if they had mommas.
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