We are too proud and refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods with human sacrifices. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees.
An ancient aztec idol, powered by the souls of the dead and risen from ageless slumber to raze the earth - yes, my friends, allow me to adjust my cravat and I will relate the tale...
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