My pirate ninja can beat up your redheaded Asian bisexual polyamorous pagan!

You could tell Pokemon was really running out of ideas for monsters when the newest characters were merely representations of Japanese stereotypes.

The camera's favorite Pokemon was Shaymin, but all he had was a sword with eyeballs.

Taking care of his retarded knife brother all the time was hard enough, now that he found himself thinking about how his hairy turtle girlfriend broke up with him it was more than the camera could bear.

FatherKnife was happy with his wife and their adorable knife-son, spending the weekends creating memories via home videos. But in the most hidden depths of his mind, he could not deny his aching love for the red-headed turtle-girl.