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Let it be known, that march twenty third is national LORD STAB veneration day.

Lord Stab
submitted: Mar 23, 2007 at 02:09:02 PM

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savethemooses
submitted: Mar 23, 2007 at 04:56:27 PM

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And as the magnifying glasses were gazing into each other's pupils, the silvery rings sneakily crowned them both king of the lands; henceforth there was multitudinous celebration.

Lucretius
submitted: Mar 23, 2007 at 05:17:54 PM

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LNatalieC
submitted: Mar 24, 2007 at 01:04:55 AM

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The 0's descended from space to crown the giant magnifying glasses king of all the land, the people were pleased.

*M* Groomble
submitted: Mar 24, 2007 at 01:08:05 AM

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Mozart
submitted: Mar 24, 2007 at 03:00:22 AM

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Everyone loves the King of Mirrors, even the transparent flying eggs!

xxrackellaxx
submitted: Mar 24, 2007 at 03:38:33 AM

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gator
submitted: Mar 24, 2007 at 08:54:19 AM

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The King of Mirrors was so engrossed in his reflection that the daring escape the Flying Eyeball Brothers passed by unnoticed.

moody_dwd
submitted: Mar 24, 2007 at 08:59:55 AM

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8 Responses:

Lucretius
Mar 24, 2007 at 10:44:38 AM

Mua ha ha ha ha! Take that, Lord Stab!

Jinjo
Mar 24, 2007 at 11:01:31 AM

Long live the king of mirrors!

*M* Groomble
Mar 24, 2007 at 11:37:13 AM

Take that lord stab ? How about take that lucretius... you're the one apparently doomed to be a moron who can't recognize something as staple as the king of scissors.

Lucretius
Mar 24, 2007 at 12:16:31 PM

A friendly jest is all I desire, Sir Groomble.
Certainly I saw they were supposed to be scissors, I simply thought that I'd mix it up a bit with a different interpretation.
Someday you'll understand that the kingdoms of Scissors and Mirrors could build peaceful relations... together, living in harmony with the wood spirits, the apple spirits, and the angry snake god... but until such a day occurs, you can vent upon me all you want, as your insults have no affect upon my enlightened bosom.
What I said was out of hand, however, and my apologies go to you, dear master of incision. May your kingdom prosper, and may you forever reign supreme.

*M* Groomble
Mar 24, 2007 at 01:00:10 PM

Im going to vent all over your bosom.

Flux Capacitor
Mar 25, 2007 at 07:36:32 PM

I think he's coming on to you groomble

bean
Mar 25, 2007 at 09:05:34 PM

I think Groomble's coming on to him. Bosom venting is one of my best pick-up strategies.

Lord Stab
Dec 28, 2007 at 12:24:35 AM

Why do I get a "Ha HA, Take that!" and groomble gets a "Alas my liege, but a jest twas mine desire, surely such a great and masterful god of men such as you can see that I have naught but the highest of esteem for you, oh master of time, emperor of space, love of my life *smooch smooch smooch*, oh yes, yes groomble, take me! *eeruuunnfff*, yes OH GROOMBLE YES! *grunt grunt* Yes, vent on my enlightened bosom oh ye who is so incredible it literally shafts my brain in half"? Lord Stab veneration day was ruined! If this shit happens next year I'm gonna be hella mad.