No one will dare to compare the size of my genitals with a lighter and a pack of their cheap cigarettes.
submitted: Jul 9, 2007 at 04:44:05 PM
submitted: Jul 11, 2007 at 11:01:47 PM
Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking causes irreversible charring of the penis.
submitted: Jul 12, 2007 at 04:43:07 AM
Army God's hand-held mini-theater, which could show anything happening in the world on its tiny stage, showed a naked man smoking a cigarette, which was burning his erect penis with its falling ashes.
submitted: Jul 12, 2007 at 05:24:23 AM
submitted: Jul 13, 2007 at 10:07:30 PM
It costs twenty five cents to see the contents of the stitched anus box, which are a naked smoking man with a top hat.
submitted: Jul 14, 2007 at 06:12:49 AM
"Mr Mytzlplk naked in a bag is merely one of the "premium" services we offer here, sir. Oh, there's no need to be embarrassed, just make sure to pay in smoke and diamonds." explained the swanky waiter.
submitted: Jul 14, 2007 at 07:05:31 AM
Get a T-Shirt of This Game!
Jul 14, 2007 at 02:27:41 PM
Jul 15, 2007 at 05:29:24 AM
I can NEVER spell that right. For obvious reasons.
Jul 16, 2007 at 06:42:58 PM
Jul 16, 2007 at 06:44:55 PM
Crap, I got it wrong, it was Mxyzptlk.
Jul 18, 2009 at 08:26:46 PM
Stitched anus box??? wtf Evang-y
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