Yesterday I saw a real live VIKING! He was beating a woman and eating raw beef while he butt raped a pirate for trying to steal his treasures. Vikings are kickin' rad.

Holy shit! Thor's favourite pastimes include punching women in the head, sodomizing pirates, and crushing raw steaks with his fists.

Behold the emblem of the pirate! Now behold my fist in your girlfriend's face!

The pink bodied pirate read the 'YAR' pirate cheat codes book to find the YARadooken uppercut pirate special combo, executed on the clown coloured lipstick woman who was sporting a cocoon for legs. This uppercut revealed her true form as a butterfly

After carefully reading the instructions, Robot Roger finally discovered how to peel the mermaid.